Method 1: Throw a water bottle at him
The blunt force trauma form a solid water bottle is usually enough to cause severe cranial damage, rendering the Bieber in a helpless vegetable like state.
Method 2: Throw a water bottle filled with sulfuric acid at him
Everyone loves cranial trauma, but let's kick it up a notch with a hint of sulfuric acid, strong enough to eat through even the toughest flesh!
Method 3: Chainsaw lobotomy
What better way to conduct one of the operating rooms most delicate medical procedures then using a high powered electrical tool!
Method 4: Chainsaw lobotomy without anastasia
We don't have time for narcotic drugs! We have a brain to seer!
Method 5: Tumor
Method 6: Attacked by a Black Widow
Who needs hypnosis when you have fangs!
Method 6: Impaled by a sharp banana
Nothing says death like the cruel sensation of a banana piercing your skull and leaving you on the floor to bleed out.
There are many ways to rid the world of The Bieber, all of which are equally effective. Pick your poison.
